CrossFit is FOR anybody. Absolute truth. PERIOD. Young, old (seasoned), conditioned, de-conditioned, man, woman, former athlete, professional couch potato.......BLAH BLAH BLAH, I just deleted a boatload of writing...WHY? Because all one has to do, is Google CrossFit, and start down the rabbit hole. There is already an example/success story out there for ANYBODY you could possibly imagine. Too LAZY to do it, give me an example of ANYBODY who CrossFit would be ill advised, and I will find THE example to prove you wrong. TOO TOO LAZY to do that. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
CrossFit is NOT for everybody. I will use Blue Bell ice cream to prove my point illustrating every type of person in the world there is. First, I fucking love Blue Bell ice cream, in my hey day a half gallon might last two sittings........ and a bowl?....forget about it, gimme a spoon bitch, I got this!
Let's break it down, CrossFit is now "Blue Bell" ice cream..... relax it'll make sense. Now I am every bit as passionate about Blue Bell ice cream as I am about CrossFit, and those that know me have heard my enthusiasm for Blue Bell/CrossFit shared whether anyone cared to know or not. Matter of fact to entertain putting any other brand in my freezer will get you a one way ticket outta my life. PERIOD. Here we go......
You tell me that you hate ice cream (fitness). I tell you that you are half an idiot and that's the good half, and immediately stop wasting my time. Ice cream is not for you.
You tell me that all ice cream is the same, so who cares anyways. You are that boring fucker who just goes through the motions trying whatever is around that people offer. YOU are the same person who pretends to be an authority on all ice cream whether you have tried it or not, and the ones you have, you only tried one flavor, or one time in a root beer float (dining at the weight buffet once because you were visiting your cousin for the weekend and he talked you into it). You spend your time discussing what's wrong with different brands of ice cream never really saying anything at all, and how could you, you don't know fucking ice cream...you know what?, typing this has stressed me out. You are worse than the fuckhead who says that they hate ice cream! At least they have a fucking backbone. Go eat some Dippin' Dots (THOSE videos) and stop wasting every one's time, obviously ice cream is not for you.
You tell me, Chuck I love ice cream! I yell out, you damn right, and we high five TOP GUN style. Then you say but Chuck, and I say "Talk to me Goose," and you say, "but Blue Bell is not the best ice cream." I hit eject mother fucker and your ass bounces off the inside of the canopy and you are dead to me!....... Just kidding, but never miss a chance to take a TOP GUN segue too far.
So, this is where (depending on the situation) we have an intelligent argument about Blue Bell versus your preferred brand, and maybe one of us makes a strong enough case to convince the other to at least "try" the other brand, or maybe not (only one brand for me baby)! But no matter what at the end, we leave with a mutual respect for the others taste, and overall LOVE FOR ICE CREAM! Amen, takes many flavors and brands my friends to make up the ice cream world.
If you are the sort of person who can only entertain one brand, then we obviously don't have anything to talk about, and I am thankful that you aren't out there fucking up MY ice cream! Go take issue with someone as ignorant as your "there can be only one ice cream" ass, or someone with nothing better to do! I got Blue Bell to eat bitch, and when I'm not eating it, I'm talking about it or getting others stoked about how delicious it is. Do I apologize for this, HELL NO!!! I LOVE BLUE BELL!! And will never allow where I am or who I am around to cause me to hide it, apologize for it, or make excuses for it! I LoVe that cow (Pukie) and wouldn't have it any other way.
Extra Credit!
Now to those that will campaign against my beloved Blue Bell. Get your shit straight. Blue Bell is as safe to eat or safer than any other ice cream out there. PERIOD. Do not confuse the "Brand" with a flavor and then start running around like you are an authority on the brand. Especially when you are not the person who actually tried the "Flavor" in the first place, but in reality you know a guy who has a chiropractor who says he watches people eat Candy Jar Blue Bell as they walk out of the store next to his office that sells it, and that Candy Jar Blue Bell is killing mother fuckers dead EVERY DAY! BLUE BELL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAATTTT.........FUCK YOU! Think about it, I'm moving on because I got ice cream to eat.
Extra Extra Credit!!
If you have made it this far chances are that you are a BLUE BELL MAN/WOMAN through and through! I LOVE YOU!! I leave it with this one request. Please as you stroll the ice cream isle and find our Beloved Blue Bell, if you happen to see someone who looks unsure or that maybe like they find themselves in the isle for the first time. Say hello and offer a hand to a fellow/potential Blue Bell lover. Takes a lot of guts to take stroll down the ice cream isle period, WE should embrace any and all that stop at BLUE BELL for their "FIX". Also there is nothing wrong with starting out with Homemade Vanilla (it is delicious), sometimes it takes awhile to work up to Candy Jar, or whichever crazy delicious "flavor/s" we love as Blue Bell?CrossFit aficionados.
BOOM!! That just Happened!!!I'm out..................
CrossFit is NOT for everybody. I will use Blue Bell ice cream to prove my point illustrating every type of person in the world there is. First, I fucking love Blue Bell ice cream, in my hey day a half gallon might last two sittings........ and a bowl?....forget about it, gimme a spoon bitch, I got this!
Let's break it down, CrossFit is now "Blue Bell" ice cream..... relax it'll make sense. Now I am every bit as passionate about Blue Bell ice cream as I am about CrossFit, and those that know me have heard my enthusiasm for Blue Bell/CrossFit shared whether anyone cared to know or not. Matter of fact to entertain putting any other brand in my freezer will get you a one way ticket outta my life. PERIOD. Here we go......
You tell me that you hate ice cream (fitness). I tell you that you are half an idiot and that's the good half, and immediately stop wasting my time. Ice cream is not for you.
You tell me that all ice cream is the same, so who cares anyways. You are that boring fucker who just goes through the motions trying whatever is around that people offer. YOU are the same person who pretends to be an authority on all ice cream whether you have tried it or not, and the ones you have, you only tried one flavor, or one time in a root beer float (dining at the weight buffet once because you were visiting your cousin for the weekend and he talked you into it). You spend your time discussing what's wrong with different brands of ice cream never really saying anything at all, and how could you, you don't know fucking ice cream...you know what?, typing this has stressed me out. You are worse than the fuckhead who says that they hate ice cream! At least they have a fucking backbone. Go eat some Dippin' Dots (THOSE videos) and stop wasting every one's time, obviously ice cream is not for you.
You tell me, Chuck I love ice cream! I yell out, you damn right, and we high five TOP GUN style. Then you say but Chuck, and I say "Talk to me Goose," and you say, "but Blue Bell is not the best ice cream." I hit eject mother fucker and your ass bounces off the inside of the canopy and you are dead to me!....... Just kidding, but never miss a chance to take a TOP GUN segue too far.
So, this is where (depending on the situation) we have an intelligent argument about Blue Bell versus your preferred brand, and maybe one of us makes a strong enough case to convince the other to at least "try" the other brand, or maybe not (only one brand for me baby)! But no matter what at the end, we leave with a mutual respect for the others taste, and overall LOVE FOR ICE CREAM! Amen, takes many flavors and brands my friends to make up the ice cream world.
If you are the sort of person who can only entertain one brand, then we obviously don't have anything to talk about, and I am thankful that you aren't out there fucking up MY ice cream! Go take issue with someone as ignorant as your "there can be only one ice cream" ass, or someone with nothing better to do! I got Blue Bell to eat bitch, and when I'm not eating it, I'm talking about it or getting others stoked about how delicious it is. Do I apologize for this, HELL NO!!! I LOVE BLUE BELL!! And will never allow where I am or who I am around to cause me to hide it, apologize for it, or make excuses for it! I LoVe that cow (Pukie) and wouldn't have it any other way.
Extra Credit!
Now to those that will campaign against my beloved Blue Bell. Get your shit straight. Blue Bell is as safe to eat or safer than any other ice cream out there. PERIOD. Do not confuse the "Brand" with a flavor and then start running around like you are an authority on the brand. Especially when you are not the person who actually tried the "Flavor" in the first place, but in reality you know a guy who has a chiropractor who says he watches people eat Candy Jar Blue Bell as they walk out of the store next to his office that sells it, and that Candy Jar Blue Bell is killing mother fuckers dead EVERY DAY! BLUE BELL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAATTTT.........FUCK YOU! Think about it, I'm moving on because I got ice cream to eat.
Extra Extra Credit!!
If you have made it this far chances are that you are a BLUE BELL MAN/WOMAN through and through! I LOVE YOU!! I leave it with this one request. Please as you stroll the ice cream isle and find our Beloved Blue Bell, if you happen to see someone who looks unsure or that maybe like they find themselves in the isle for the first time. Say hello and offer a hand to a fellow/potential Blue Bell lover. Takes a lot of guts to take stroll down the ice cream isle period, WE should embrace any and all that stop at BLUE BELL for their "FIX". Also there is nothing wrong with starting out with Homemade Vanilla (it is delicious), sometimes it takes awhile to work up to Candy Jar, or whichever crazy delicious "flavor/s" we love as Blue Bell?CrossFit aficionados.
BOOM!! That just Happened!!!I'm out..................
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